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Shair arz hai...

Upar Chatri Neche sayaa Bhag Dhoni Afridi Aya :)))


Ab kiya hoga indan team ka ???????




Sehwag ki maa ko bulao

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,

Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,

Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,

Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,

Dravid ko castorl pilao

PAR IN KO WORLD CUP MAT KHILO



2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..



Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi

Jeet Ki Umeed Laga Rakhi Thi
Nazar Tv Pe Tika Rakhi Thi
Duaon Ki Bhi Full Chain Bana Rakhi Thi
Par Jeet Hoti Kese!
India Ne Hijron Ki Team Bna Rakhi Thi



Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”



Girl painted Indian flag

In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted Indian flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa Bharat.


Pakistan Won 2011 Cricket World Cup

1947 : 4+7=11 azadi
1965 : 6+5=11 pakistan won 1st war against india
1992 : 9+2=11 pakistan won cricket world cup
2009 : 2+9=11 pakistan won T20 world cup
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2011…..
INSHALLAH this 11 will also become lucky 4 pakistan and we will win cricket world cup 2011
INSHA ALLAH..




Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..




Dhoni ka Password

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo
Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Dhoni … =)

PCB Has Anounced New Pakistani Team

PCB Has Anounced
New Pakistani Team
For
World Cup 2011

Coach:
Khuwab Aalam

Team:
1: Imran Faqeer
2: Salman Nutt
3: Bonus Khan
4: Shoaib Jhalak
5: Misbah-Ul-Duck
6: Shoda Afridi
7: Kamran Khatmal
8: Abdul Mazzaq
9: Umer Bull
10: Shoaib Kambakht
11: Rao Jamadar

Extras:
1: Danish Maleria
2: Ajmal Qassab
3: Javaid Dengi




Pakistani Team Ko Milne Dhamkiyan

Pakistani Team Ko Milne
Wali Dhamkiyon Ki
Waja Se ICC Ne
Pakistan K
Saray Worldcup K Matches
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“KARACHI”
Shift Krne Ka Faisla Kia Hy’




pakistan Cricket Schedule World Cup 2011

*Pak vs Kenya
23 feb
(LIYARI)
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*Pak vs SL
26 feb
(NAYA’ABAD)
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*Pak vs Canada
3 March
(SHAH FAISAL)
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*PAK vs NZ
8 March
(SOHRAB GOTH)
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*PAK vs Zim
14 March
(SAFORA GOTH)
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*Pak vs Aus
19 March
(DAWOOD CHORANGI LANDHI)
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Qtr Final
(BALDIA TOWN)
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Semi Final
(NEW KARACHI)
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Final Mai Pohnch
Gaye To Final
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KATI PAHAARI ORANGI
Mai HoGa