We can attack in any direction now!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
Fatman sitting in a train cabin
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Salty Eggs
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today�
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
A boy goes to see a dance
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A girl & boy story
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho�
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